I was in Walmart...

I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I
closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said,

“Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?”

I said, “Ummm, just trying to handle a little
private business over here!” Then I hear,
“Can I come over?” Annoyed I said “Excuse me?

" Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have
to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next
stall answering all my questions!"

Shonia